I'm Not A Penguin

In the Falklands when the Brits were defending the islands, penguins used to watch the jets fly overhead. They would watch the jets from the horizon until they were overhead, and they would raise their heads higher and higher until they all fell on their backs. Ten thousand penguins on a beach would all fall on their backs at the same time. The moral of the story is this: it doesn't matter how many people do a silly thing, it is still a silly thing.

Likewise, Christians who focus on so-called manifestations of the Spirit that are extra-biblical are like these penguins on their backs.

How about a button to wear that says: "I'm not a penguin!"